If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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