is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
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Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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