I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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