you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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