and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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