I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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