Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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