remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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