don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
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Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
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Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I forget how to act sober
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