also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
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He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
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But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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