Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Randomize
