People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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