ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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