if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
It's Friday. Sex?
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
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i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
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We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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