Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize
