What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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