Christians are straight up FREAKS
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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