I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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