Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
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