I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
Randomize
