super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
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Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
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How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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