Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
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The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
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So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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