.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
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The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
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she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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