just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
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Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
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I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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