just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
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I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
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I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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