so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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