that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
You ruined the universe
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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