quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
you win again, gameday.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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