I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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