There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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