i would punch a child for taco bell
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
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Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
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It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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