Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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