Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
All I want is dick and wine.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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