normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
When are your genitals available?
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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