waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
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the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
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I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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