Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
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I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
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then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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