Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
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Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
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He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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