my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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