is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
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My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
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Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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