I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
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We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
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Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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