Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
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I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
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I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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