i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
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Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
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Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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