So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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