I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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