The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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