Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
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I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
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Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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