we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
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The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
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Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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