I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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