i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
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im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
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Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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