Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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