did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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