I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
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well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
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I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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