there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
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just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
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Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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