can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
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She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
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If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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