hotel room ftw
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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