They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
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as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
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So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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